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Bed-ridden
Last week, I had a massive muscle pull. So much so that I could not get up off the floor. From the floor, I managed to crawl my way to the bed in 90 minutes. The doctor said that I was not supposed to get off the bed for at least a week. Bye bye moving around, bye bye blogging and gaming.
It’s been a week, and let me tell you the week was extremely boring. Not doing anything and lying in your bed sucks. Big time. I managed to read a lot and think a lot more. But that’s about it.
Come Monday and I am aching to go back to work … for entertainment!! If that is not transformation, what is
So you want to be an author?
What are Indians yearning to learn?
Every year Google releases their Zeitgeist (“spirit of the times”). I was going through their 2009 release when I came across this list for India.
The top 10 How-To’s that were searched in India are listed below
How to
- how to kiss
- how to hack
- how to meditate
- how to study
- how to swim
- how to draw
- how to flirt
- how to chat
- how to concentrate
- how to download
Does that tell you something about the average Indian web-user?
A romantic student who fantasizes about being a cyber superhero but in reality is failing in studies.
Business Acumen
I have always been in amazement with Calvin and Hobbes. Calvin shows his extraordinary perceptive skills in various settings. Understanding how a business works for one
, knowing that sustainability of the business for another!
3 idiots
Love-Hate relationships
A friend wrote this post on her blog. She has explained it in great detail, I recommend you go through that post before proceeding. Here’s an excerpt -
In the words of a programmer friend, “Project Managers are glorified postmen. All they do is pass on emails from the management to us and progress updates from us to them.” Another friend strongly suspects that the reason his PM looks into his laptop screen so hard is because he is trying to concentrate on beating his own AOE record.
Certain functions within an organization are placed in such a manner that they co-correct each other through symbiosis. For example, Sales and Finance – one drives revenues, the other drives profitability.
PS – Good to know that I am referred to as a programmer
, I take it as a compliment!
And we wash Lads too!!
Was going to my office today, when I saw this hilarious typo on a laundry service’s van.

He is going to be a programmer

Bored IT managers :)

What does he do for a living?
Since the day I got into an engineering college, my mother has been proudly saying “Majha mulga computer engineer ahe!” . I used to get amused by her pride, and it still makes me smile that she is happy for me (love you Aai
). As days went by and I graduated to become a software developer, the “Computer engineer ahe” line was still there. Even when I got admission into one of the better known b-schools in the country, Aai would still tag me with Computer engineer.
The point is that sometimes you feel stereo-typed with the tag. People still ask me to troubleshoot their Windows. I dont mind doing that, but to expect me to visit their place at Borivali just because something is wrong with their Internet Explorer?? Sometimes I think I need a tag which defines my work and competency space better than “Computer Engineer”.
When I started working in a start-up, explaining to my family what I do became slightly more difficult. I was in charge of handling and building the technology on an entire organization. A lot of work which required a considerable bandwidth of know-how across the tech domain – a CTO in a nutshell. Whenever someone would ask, prompt would come the reply “Majha mulga computer engineer ahe!” . I kind of prefer IIM grad, but I dont think many people know about them – with people I mean the old aunty types, who ask your mother (in a nasal twang) “Kaay karto tumcha mulga?” The ones that sometimes do know about then quip “Oohh! Ahemadabad hoy?”, mother then simply says “To computer engineer ahe!!”” . Then I would butt in to say – “I sell shirts” rather than the oft repeated computer engineer tag.
These days I am working in a knowledge lab. We work on designing knowledge interventions and designing models which can change communities to become more productive and human oriented. I hope I got it right in this one line. My specific job entails a mini-CTO who is in charge of taking care of all technology details. Now what?!? I think “Majha mulga computer engineer ahe!” is there to stay


