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Job hunts!!

Jul29
2008
12 Comments Written by Prasad

I always thought that job hunting would result in instantaneous gratifications … guess not!!

How’s this for a covering letter??

Hi So-and-so,

I am desperately seeking to working in your firm, since I need the money badly. You do not have to issue any work to me since my qualifications can hardly count for naught. No need to revert, your read receipt is counted as your approval.

See you on Monday!!
Your-latest-employee

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  • The Big K

    Prasad – that’s neat!

    Now take a look at this:

    R/Sir,

    h r uuu??? pls lemme no if u hv job 4 me. i want it sir…..

    pls reply…

    ok???

    sincrely

  • The Big K

    Prasad – that’s neat!Now take a look at this: R/Sir,h r uuu??? pls lemme no if u hv job 4 me. i want it sir…..pls reply…ok???sincrely

  • Prasad

    :) ) .. and the beauty of this is that you can even sms this!!

  • Prasad

    :) ) .. and the beauty of this is that you can even sms this!!

  • The Big K

    lol!

  • The Big K

    lol!

  • maxmayur

    lol… both of you. Too good. By the way I’m one of these candidates these days. The problem is, no body seems to think I’m worth a penny :-P

  • maxmayur

    lol… both of you. Too good. By the way I’m one of these candidates these days. The problem is, no body seems to think I’m worth a penny :-P

  • Prasad

    Mayur :) .. most of us have/are there!! Trust me, I was recently checking out startuply.com and the first post listed was that of a recruiter!

  • Prasad

    Mayur :) .. most of us have/are there!! Trust me, I was recently checking out startuply.com and the first post listed was that of a recruiter!

  • maxmayur

    ha ha… what a coincidence :-P by the way I never wrote a cover letter in my life and never read one in my resumes either.

    Is it important?

  • maxmayur

    ha ha… what a coincidence :-P by the way I never wrote a cover letter in my life and never read one in my resumes either. Is it important?

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